Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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