we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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