I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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