the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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