we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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