When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Mom said you looked used
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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