chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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