Who did Billy Mays play for?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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