All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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