I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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