Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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