I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i out mim tonsoeep
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