idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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