She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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