mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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