PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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