There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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