why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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