youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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