And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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