If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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