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Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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