We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Green mimosas i think yes
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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