Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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