So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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