Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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