are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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