I'm passing your future prison.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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