nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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