You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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