On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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