I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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