he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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