hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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