She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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