u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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