so explain again why im purple
no
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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