Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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