Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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