kristin has been a bad kristin
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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