The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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