I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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