Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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