Sry I called you an 8
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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