I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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