And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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