It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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