that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.