you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill