did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
operation harelip BJ is a go
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i drank out of a bidet.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.