he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war