i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i just google imaged poop.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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