I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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