is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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