I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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