I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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