You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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