Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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