Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?