But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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