it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.