Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words...techno handjob
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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