Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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