As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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